The girls (who may be my biggest blog fans) told me these two stories were blog worthy.
Funny story #1:
This morning I was getting ready while Drew and Judah played across the hall in Bobby's room. I heard Judah suddenly say, "No, Drew! I don't have a tail. I have a penis."
Funny story #2:
Last night, I was nursing Bob around 3am in his rocking chair. When I stood up to put him back in his bassinet, I heard a jingling that sounded like chimes. I tried to look around in the dark to see if I hit a toy or something. I couldn't figure out where it was coming from, but it just kept jingling. I turned around many times thinking it was coming from behind me, but never seeing anything. I thought maybe Brian had hung wind chimes outside his window or something and was about to lay him down when I saw my shadow on the wall, and I had a tail! My tail was jingling! I laid him down and removed the little toy monkey with a chime inside from my cozy, fuzzy pajama pants. Someone had left it in the rocking chair and the Velcro had attached itself to my pants. Even as exhausted as I was, it gave me a chuckle.
P.S. Another funny thing that happened was Drew called the frigerator the "frozener" which I love!
Funny story #1:
This morning I was getting ready while Drew and Judah played across the hall in Bobby's room. I heard Judah suddenly say, "No, Drew! I don't have a tail. I have a penis."
Funny story #2:
Last night, I was nursing Bob around 3am in his rocking chair. When I stood up to put him back in his bassinet, I heard a jingling that sounded like chimes. I tried to look around in the dark to see if I hit a toy or something. I couldn't figure out where it was coming from, but it just kept jingling. I turned around many times thinking it was coming from behind me, but never seeing anything. I thought maybe Brian had hung wind chimes outside his window or something and was about to lay him down when I saw my shadow on the wall, and I had a tail! My tail was jingling! I laid him down and removed the little toy monkey with a chime inside from my cozy, fuzzy pajama pants. Someone had left it in the rocking chair and the Velcro had attached itself to my pants. Even as exhausted as I was, it gave me a chuckle.
P.S. Another funny thing that happened was Drew called the frigerator the "frozener" which I love!
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| And since this post is all funny stuff... |
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| Judah used the dot markers and somehow got it all over his face. |
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